Brooklyn Floors

I’ve been sleeping on a hardwood floor for the past week and a half. I’ve heard it’s good for your back – the sleek and sturdy terrain-lacking wood meets your spinal chord in a supportive sense that doesn’t overbear. It frames the natural lining of your spine rather than suffocating it in an unnecessary plume […]

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How to Be Rejected From Your Dream Company With a Smile

Four days ago I got a call at the gym. Standing outside of the equipment room, my phone buzzed – I recognized the number as the HR agent at a company I had been talking to for the past few weeks. I was eager to hear what new opportunities were in play, so I answered […]

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What I Want To Tell Younger People Seeking Advice When I’m Old and Successful

Today I received an email from a YouTube fan. Long story short, my YouTube channel resembled a channel that he himself had been wanting to build for a long time, yet lacked the motivation, discipline, or focus to ever materialize. He voiced concerns about not being able to sit down and learn editing programs, not […]

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Dear Companies, a TL;DR of My Life

Here’s my story. ◎ Grows up weird, like, really weird. Writes short stories about wizards, talking penguins, and intelligent mushrooms. Composes short songs and uploads terrible music videos to YouTube. His friends approve of it all and keep him around (a mystery unsolved). ◎ Lives a pleasant high school career in a community of friendly faces, around […]

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To The Other Unemployed College Grads

Earlier today I spent a tenth of what I have left in my bank account to print out 15 copies of an 8 page creative resume that I designed into a magazine. My thought process: If they can hold and flip through my potential, maybe they’ll finally take notice. The normal resumes approved by career […]

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IDK

I don’t know. I don’t know anything. I sit here at 22 years old and it feels like I don’t know anything – how life works, how we grow old, how we grow up. How this home that I’m sitting in is the one I was raised in at 5 years old. How the house […]

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How to Become Rich, Beautiful, & Successful

*** If you choose to read this, please read on to the end. Eat too many cookies? Still don’t have a million dollars? Feel like your drowning in blubber? Want to become healthier? The trick is to MAKE A PLAN! Then hold yourself ACCOUNTABLE to that plan (unless it’s Margarita Monday, Taco Tuesday, Wine Wednesday, […]

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